I’m not even awake yet so lemme take this moment to say
I loooooooooove my friends
I’m gonna kiss you all
I’M GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY DOING FUN SHIT I ENJOY
and also go out to do a few things because fuck that weather yesterday seriously
I DID IT I STEPPED OUTSIDE OH HOW FOOLISH I AM ABORT THE FUCKING MISSION THAT DAMN WIND NEARLY TOOK ME DOWN AND THEN IT STARTED RAINING SIDEWAYS WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM
THANKS A LOT WIND
I was gonna go out today but the wind is going at about 30 mph.
Being so small and walking with a cane, I’ll probably get blown over as soon as I step outside.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET BACK IN THE CAR, IT’S UPSIDE DOWN"
I’m crying help my brother is killing me here he’s terrible at this game
My bro’s playing GTA V getting mad like “Why can’t I get in a fucking car, it’s supposed to be grand theft auto”
Not a minute later after a video he’s in one, veering off the road like “OH SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS DRIVING”
I’m fucking pissing myself
I have the need to shave my mohawk back in but it’s too bloody cold for 80% baldness
but it’s so comfortable to have and I hate when my hair gets shaggy like this
hey yeah i got a question for you why are you such a big homo
woah excuse you
pot, kettle, black <3
but ferreal thos ive got the dokis real hard.
also im gay cause of you.
also kind of inspired by you, and something you told me the other day
im gay cause i associate with you/admire you as a person, i mean really, you kind of radiate it
I have created the following chart for your viewing purposes.
HOLY SHIT ASJHGKSJHSF
yes yes that is the most accurate chart I have ever seen.
also what do you mean I inspired you we all know I just talk bullshit.